Shit’s got Lionel Messi.

The situation is Eric Dier.

The big Vincent Kompany’s aren’t listening. 

Putting their Matty Cash before planet.

It’s time to Fran Kirby our reliance on finite resources.

Before we Toni Kroos to catastrophe.

No longer can we Amy Turner a blind eye.

Or pray for help from Gabriel Jesus.

No more talk; We need to Kyle Walker-the-walk.

To stop burning Joe, Andy & Carlton Cole.

If we Dan Burn more fossil fuels.

We’re going to Lewis Cook our planet.

So, from today.

It’s time to stop acting like Jordan Nobbs.

No more being Julian Dicks.

We all need to do Bobby Moore.

Work Pernille Harder.

Because where there’s a Callum Wilson, there’s a way.

No more Ben Mee Mee Mee.

All making Kim Little changes.

Tweaking our Rachel Daly way of life.

To stick below the 1.5 degree Allan Saint-Maximum temperature.

And reach Pedro Neto zero by 2030.

Today we Mason Mount a change in the world.

To go Rob Green.

The Bernardo Silva lining; a newfound unity on earth.

Humanity coming together to Ben Foster new relationships.

With the right Joe Hart.

We can save our Erling Haaland.

Making Khadija Shaw our children have a future.

A better world for our Heung Min Son’s and daughters.

A Millie Bright future.

Full of Lucy Hope.

Welcome to Climate Clubs.